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Duchess Kate went to the races. That IS work (for her). Her pink coat is by Joseph and good lord, how short is her dress? [Pop Sugar]
Happy birthday, Hugh Janus!! This video is hilarious. [Dlisted]
Lil’ Kim was out and about and this is what she looks like now. [A Socialite Life]
Jessica Biel’s awful Peter Pan collar & crochet pants. Terrible. [LaineyGossip]
Reasons to love Megan Draper? NO. I cannot. [Buzzfeed]
Celebrities are not who you think they are. They do not care about fan mail. [Pajiba]
Vanessa Hudgens looks like one of those UK socialites. [Go Fug Yourself]
Sen. Rob Portman sort-of reverses his positions on gay marriage because his college-aged son recently came out. [Jezebel]
Tim McGraw, Faith Hill & their tall girls in London. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Lil’ Wayne is a mess. He’s still having seizures. [Evil Beet]
Aubrey Plaza covers Complex, looks like a brunette Amanda Seyfried. [The Blemish]
Photos from the Spring Breakers premiere. [Moe Jackson]
Charlie Sheen’s daughter is being bullied so Charlie went a little crazy. [CDAN]
Jenelle Evans is single now. Obviously. [Starcasm]
This menswear line is absolutely insane. [OMG Blog]
Jewel blogs about gun control & preventing gun violence. [Bitten & Bound]
Jessica Alba wishes she was the new Gwyneth. She’s trying! [Celebslam]
Brandi Glanville landed an off-Broadway gig! Huh. [Reality Tea]

Courtney Stodden at a fashion show with her mom: so disturbing?

Earlier this week, Courtney Stodden did a brief interview on the red carpet that kind of summed up her life. It was hilarious, and it suggests that she’s totally over her 53 year-old husband. She was asked by two little girl journalists “what was your big break?” and she scoffed “My big break was my 52 year-old husband. I don’t know if you’re familiar with my story. I was 16 years old when I married a 50 year-old man.” She put the emphasis on “fifteeee” like it was super old, and it seriously is. She may look like a washed-up 45 year-old stripper but she’s still just 18.

The last we saw Courtney she was mocking herself in a strange video in which she adopted an alter ego and claimed she was her own stepsister, Courtland. She expressed disdain for her life, calling herself a slut and saying “I’m from Washington State. I would never move to Hollywood to marry some old, washed up, D-List, saggy-balled actor.”

So here shes is at an LA Fashion show for a line called “Shekeharrahate’s Haute Couture” with her mom, who is clearly the mastermind behind her media career. It really bothers me how her mom is holding her while she’s sitting on her lap. This whole family is incredibly disturbing on many levels. Remember these photos with her dad?

Here’s the link to the website for this fashion line. All the dresses look like very tacky prom and wedding dresses, like something the chicks on “My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding” would wear.

Also, we do shut down comments that bring up conspiracy theories and link to ridiculous sites about it. It’s possible for a young girl to be abused and controlled by her family without it being some huge hollywood mind control conspiracy. But yeah, this is not a normal situation and this is not a girl who is able to make her own choices in life. She also does not look sober in any way.


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Benedict Cumberbatch sings a creepy, sexy song to his Cumberbitches: hot?

Oh, my beloved Benedict Cumberbatch. Let the other women fight over Tom Hiddleston and James McAvoy and whomever else. If they’re fighting each other over other (lesser) men, that means I get to enjoy all of you, all to myself. These are pics of My Cumby at the 39th Broadcasting Press Guild (BPG) Television and Radio Awards in London last night. Cumby posed on the red carpet with Sir Tom Stoppard, the screenwriter/adapter of Parade’s End. I like that Sir Tom and The Batch look so tight. It makes me think that Cumby isn’t such a judgy bitch ALL of the time, just some of the time. Like, he works hard and he’s brilliant and his peers love him… but he’s still the guy who will talk sh-t about everyone and everything with you. While you’re in bed with him. And he will whisper his bitchy judgments on your thighs.

His hair is dark because he’s filming Season 3 of Sherlock right now – that’s his Sherlock hair! Which is exciting, but I’ve gotten used to seeing him with lighter hair – I think his natural hair color is a light brown with some fabulous and natural highlights. I’ve grown to love his natural hair color… but I would still take him in Sherlock-mode, of course. Because of the cheekbones. Because I am SherLOCKED.

Anyway, as I’m sure you’ve already heard, an audio was just released yesterday of The Batch singing a lovely, creepy song to all of us. It’s from Neil Gaiman’s Neverwhere, and this is called “The Angel Islington: The Angel Sings”. Cumby is the Angel. And it’s HOT. Even CB was like “OMG.” It’s a combination of his beautiful voice, his accent and his intense breathing. HOT.

Photos courtesy of Daniel Deme/


The Sun: George Clooney dumped Stacy Keibler, gave her an apartment, jewelry

In last week’s Us Weekly, sources claimed that George Clooney and Stacy Keibler were pretty much done. Reasons given for the split were lack of common interests, age difference, Stacy likes to party and she has D-list friends who she brings along to George’s A-list Oscar parties, etc, etc. No one thought to mention that Oscar season was over and Stacy’s contract was up…? What was interesting about that Us Weekly story was that no one denied it outright. Stacy didn’t say anything. George didn’t say anything. No publicist was sent out to deny anything. But this week’s Enquirer (always a favorite of George’s ladies, truly) speculated that Stacy has George right where she wants him and she’s playing some sort of long game to get him to propose. Needless to say, I thought that story was too absurd to even cover. And now this – The Sun (side-eye) claims that George and Stacy are completely done and he’s already given her some parting gifts.

GEORGE CLOONEY is back on the market.

The actor and STACY KEIBLER have split after deciding their relationship wasn’t going anywhere.

A source said: “They knew it was never going to end in marriage or babies and Stacy does want kids and a husband in the next few years.”

George softened the break-up blow by giving the former wrestler an apartment and a load of jewelry. That was probably to avoid getting clotheslined.

[From The Sun UK]

George gave Elisabetta Canalis some parting gifts too, if I remember correctly. I think George just gave Eli money – like $2 million and a nondisclosure agreement. I wonder what kind of apartment Stacy got? Like, a fancy LA condo? Probably. And I think Stacy positioned herself much better than every other Clooney girlfriend too – Stacy knew her limits, she didn’t try to have some kind of “modeling career” (Sarah Larsen) or “acting career” (Elisabetta). Stacy knew that her aspirations should be limited to reality TV hostess/personality. She quietly did minor paid appearances and put some money away for a rainy day, and now she’s got an apartment and probably some nice jewelry which she can sell if times get tough. I think she’ll be fine. And I’m sure she got a nondisclosure agreement too. Oh… George’s rep might be denying this story…? Maybe? I can’t find good sourcing on that, but I’ll update if I see something.

By the way, George is in Germany right now working on The Monuments Men with Matt Damon, John Goodman and Bill Murray (and Jean Dujardin, Cate Blanchett and Hugh Bonneville). Stacy has not been asked to join him on location. Just FYI.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.


Kristen Stewart’s friendship with Tamra Natisin sparks “lesbian rumors”

Just know that I’ve gone back and forth on writing this story, and while there is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay, I really dislike when people scream “lesbian!” at girls and women just because they aren’t behaving like Taylor Swift (frilly dresses, girly-girl, boy-crazy). The National Enquirer reports this week that Kristen Stewart has been stepping out with Katy Perry’s lesbian assistant Tamra Natisin, and because Kristen was photographed with Tamra, that automatically means that Kristen is A) cheating on Robert Pattinson with Tamra and B) being a lesbian is apparently a choice that Kristen can make to get her boyfriend’s attention? Yeah, this story is pretty insulting. The Enquirer isn’t going to win any GLAAD awards any time soon, especially since this story plays into the widespread rumors that Kristen is gay… simply because she’s not super-girly and she likes to wear pants, from what I can see. I can’t believe I’m defending her, but there you go.

KRISTEN STEWART had a gay time OUT without ROB PATTINSON with hot new gal pal.

While Rob Pattinson is far away filming in Australia, his on-again, off-again girlfriend Kristen Stewart is stepping out with a hot new pal – Katy Perry’s assistant Tamra Natisin. And that could spell big trouble for the screen hunk and his “Twilight” co-star, who are still picking up the pieces after her shocking affair with her married “Snow White and the Huntsman” director Rupert Sanders, 42.

“Rob will hit the roof when he sees photos of Kristen and Tamra hanging out together,” predicted an insider. “It’s obvious to all of her friends that there’s a romance brewing between them.”

On March 3, free-spirited Kristen, 22, raised eyebrows by lavishing attention on Tamra at Hollywood’s Hotel Cafe. “They arrived together and spent the entire night talking to each other, ignoring everyone around them,” revealed the insider. “After a few hours, they left together. Lately, Kristen and Tamra have been spending all their free time together.”

Meanwhile, 26-year-old Pattinson has reportedly banned Kristen from visiting him so he can concentrate on his film project.

But sources say she doesn’t seem to be missing him now that she’s found Tamra, who’s said to be very vocal about equality for same-sex couples and even attended a gay pride rally in the past year.

Now, people are wondering if Kristen could be following in the footsteps of her mom Jules, a writer/director who moved in with her girlfriend after splitting from her husband in June 2010, according to the source.

“All of Jules’ close friends are gay,” said the source, “and she’s made Kristen more comfortable with exploring her own sexuality.”

[From The Enquirer]

For what it’s worth, Gossip Cop claimed: “A source close to Stewart laughed off the ridiculous rumor.” So… it’s not a hard denial from Kristen’s people, probably because Kristen’s people aren’t quite sure what to say at this point. Not about Kristen’s “lesbian rumors” but that Kristen and Rob are looking more and more OVER. I don’t know if Rob has actually said the words, “We’re done” to Kristen, but I do know that she didn’t visit him at all while he was in Australia, and it wasn’t like she was doing anything important in LA –she’s just been hanging out with friends and chilling out, from what I can see. Earlier this week, she was even hanging out with Taylor Lautner at a batting cage (see photos here).

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.


Elisabeth Hasselbeck defends Goop depriving her kids of carbs: ‘do what you want’

On Wednesday Kaiser covered the story that Gwyneth Paltrow wasn’t letting her kids eat carbohydrates like bread, pasta or rice. It wasn’t just an issue of putting her kids on a gluten free diet, Goop doesn’t give them gluten-free alternatives like other flour-based products. Gwyneth writes in her upcoming cookbook that “Sometimes when my family is not eating pasta, bread or processed grains like white rice, we’re left with that specific hunger that comes with avoiding carbs.” It’s possible Gwyneth lets her family eat things like brown rice, but the way she phrases it suggests an avoidance of all carbs other than fruit possibly, although I would bet she limits that too. She also writes about that they’re all sensitive to gluten, dairy and eggs so that rules out whole wheat and a couple of other food groups. It doesn’t sound like some kind of elimination diet, it sounds like she’s forcing her food issues on them, it’s making them hungry, she knows about it and considers it a character-building experience.

Well Elisabeth Hasselbeck had some words of support for Goop – sort of. Hasselbeck has celiac disease, she’s written a book on it, and she said that many people are sensitive to gluten. Then she explains that there are plenty of gluten-free alternatives like rice, quinoa and barley that people can try. In that respect she’s much more practical than Goop and she’s not deliberately depriving her kids:

Gwyneth Paltrow’s low-carb, gluten-free family diet made headlines on March 13, making it perfect fodder for the women of The View. As co-hosts Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar and Sherri Shepherd weighed in that same day, the recently ousted Elisabeth Hasselbeck came out in defense of the 40-year-old Oscar winner.

“I do believe that there is a growing number of people with gluten intolerance, not just celiac disease, like myself,” said Hasslebeck, who’s authored two bestselling gluten-free cookbooks. “I do think it causes inflammation in the body, whether you are celiac or gluten intolerant or not.” (People with celiac disease cannot tolerate gluten, a protein found most often in wheat, rye and barley.)

The mother of three, 35, didn’t want to debate Paltrow’s dietary decisions, as she wanted to focus on the real issue at hand. “She could do whatever the heck she wants,” Hasselbeck said of Apple and Moses’ mom, who is married to Coldplay frontman Chris Martin. “She’s a mom, those are her kids, do what you want.” (In Paltrow’s new cookbook, It’s All Good: Delicious, Easy Recipes That Will Make You Look Good and Feel Great, the star writes, “Sometimes when my family is not eating pasta, bread or processed grains like white rice, we’re left with that specific hunger that comes with avoiding carbs.”)

Hasselbeck continued, “I do believe that there are quality carbs that can replace gluten, like a quinoa, amaranth, buckwheat, rice, corn, all those things . . . They’re alternative grains that provide a great amount of nutrition. You need quality carbs. Kids need quality carbohydrates to run.”

Since being forced to modify her diet, Hasselbeck said she’s noticed a significant improvement in her overall health. “I’ve been on the diet for 10 years,” she explained. “I’ve never felt better.”

[From US Weekly]

My son is very sensitive to what he eats, and we put him on an elimination diet a while ago. It was temporary and in no way did I not let him eat carbs. I try to feed him healthy, whole foods overall, and he ate carbs like rice and oatmeal until we figured out that high fructose corn syrup and corn products did not sit right with him. Now he eats gluten again. I also understand going gluten free when you’re just sensitive to it or suspect you are. My mom went gluten free and she ended up losing weight without even trying. Her doctor suggested it, she did it and feels great now.

All of that, and what Elisabeth suggests – using gluten-free substitutes, is much different than what Goop is doing to her kids. She eliminated entire food groups, not just gluten. I mean they can’t go out for an occasional ice cream treat, (just give them Lactaid if you’re worried about it for God’s sake) and they can’t eat the cake at a friend’s birthday party. This goes beyond feeding your children in a healthy balanced way and trying to help them avoid junk, which is perfectly understandable. This is a woman who values thinness above all else pushing her extreme issues around food and eating onto her children. As Kaiser wrote, it’s not fair. It’s one thing for Paltrow to try and market her restrictive diet to grown adults with free will, it’s another for her to make her growing kids eat like that until they’re “left with that specific hunger.” She doesn’t care if they’re hungry, you know? I couldn’t do that to my kid. Then again this woman named her kid “Apple.”


Gwyneth and her kids, Apple and Moses, are shown out in 2011 (sundress) and in October 2012 (white shirts). Elisabeth Hasselbeck is shown on 4-14-13. Credit: Fame, WENN and PacificCoastNews

Star: Brad Pitt is 49 years old and he loves to wear Man-Spanx, okay?

Here are some photos of Brad Pitt earlier this week at LAX. To the naked eye, he looks as lean as always, although Brad knows what every lady knows: black is slimming, and mask your problem areas by drawing the eye to your strengths. Brad feels like his strengths are his face, his neck, his check and his shoulders. That’s what his outfit says – it says “Top front, look at the top front.” Does Brad ever have a moment of “Does my butt look big in these pants?” Does he ever lament his bygone six-pack? Does he have a small muffin top? Well, Brad might think he has some problem areas, at least according to Star Magazine. They claim Brad has taken to wearing Man Spanx.

Does Brad Pitt wear Spanx? A source says Brad has been sporting a girdle to control his pudgy midsection recently.

“They minimize the bad and accent the good,” an insider explains of Brad’s new shapewear from Spanx’s men’s collection. “He’s close to 50 and is showing his age.”

But Brad says he’s fine with getting older: “I like aging. With age comes wisdom.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

The fact that that Spanx HAS a menswear line should tell you everything – men care about this stuff too. Men worry about muffin tops. Men worry about bulgy thighs. Men worry about their butts looking big in a particular pair of pants. So, if the Spanx fit, why not wear them? Are we supposed to say that only women can care about this stuff? That only women can have these kinds of small vanities?

… But you know what I wonder? Do Man-Spanx make a man’s bulge look smaller too? Because I bet that’s a dealbreaker for a lot of dudes. I wonder if Man-Spanx comes in varieties where there’s extra padding in the crotch? I bet dudes would love that.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.


Justin Bieber: ‘I’m 19 & it must be scary… to think that this is just the beginning’

Aw. Poor Justin Bieber. So tantrum-prone, so fussy, so hissy. So misunderstood! Justin knows that we’ve been talking trash about him so Justin unleashed his fury (AGAIN) on his Instagram with a lengthy message to his haters. I think this happened late Wednesday night – he posted a lengthy temper tantrum, then he deleted it, then he reposted it with some edits which we’ll get to in a moment. Here’s his original hissy fit:

“Everyone in my team has been telling me ‘keep the press happy,’ but I’m tired of all the countless lies in the press right now. Saying I’m going to rehab and how my family is disappointed in me. My family is beyond proud, and nothing’s been said by them. My grandparents wouldn’t know how to reach to press even of they did want to so that was a lie and rehab c’mon. If anyone believes I need rehab that’s their own stupidity LOL.”

“I’m 19 with 5 number one albums. 19 and I’ve seen the whole world. 19 and I’ve accomplished more than I could’ve ever dreamed of. I’m 19 and it must be scary to some people to think that this is just the beginning. I know my talent level and I know I got my head on straight. I know who I am and I know who I’m not. My message is to believe. My albums could be about anything, but my messages have been to never say never and believe. Not to believe in me, but to believe in yourself. I honestly don’t care if you don’t believe in me because I believe in me, and look where that’s gotten me so far.”

“I’m writing this with a smile on my face and love in my heart. Letting you know first hand how I feel rather than have these story linger. I’m a good person with a big heart. And don’t think I deserve all of this negative press. I’ve worked my ass off to get where I am and my hard work doesn’t stop here. i’m growing up finding myself while having people watch me and criticise me everyday i think im doing pretty damn good. And to those comparing me to Lindsey Lohan. Look at her 2012 tax statements.”

[Bieber’s original Instagram rant]

When he reposted the rant, he changed up the last few lines in which he had shaded Lindsay Lohan. He changed it to: “All this isn’t easy. I get angry sometimes. I’m human. I’m gonna make mistakes. I’m gonna grow and get better from them. But all the love from you guys overcomes the negativity. I love you. Thanks.”

So… now you know. We aren’t making fun of Justin because we think he’s an entitled, immature, unprofessional d-bag who can’t handle the slightest bit of criticism without throwing some worldwide hissy fit about it. We’re making fun of him because we’re totally JELLUS of his amazing accomplishments at the age of 19. Of course. Here’s my question: when did Justin Bieber become WORSE THAN KANYE? Because when Kanye went on insane all-caps rants, they were often funny and wry and you could tell that even though Kanye is d-baggy, he has a sense of humor and some sense of self-awareness. Justin is like Taylor Swift at this point – completely incapable of dealing with the fact that not every single person thinks the sun shines out of their ass.

Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame/Flynet.


Kim Kardashian trying to get a Vogue cover, but Anna Wintour says ‘hell to the no’

A few days ago, Radar had an early excerpt from an interesting Star Mag story. You see, Anna Wintour hates Kim Kardashian. This hate-on has been going on for a while, but Wintour took it to the next level last year when one of Anna’s favorite men, Kanye West, began dating She Who Shall Never Be High-Fashion. Anna refused to extend an invitation to Kim to last year’s Met Gala, and sources claimed Anna openly snubbed Kim during New York Fashion Week last fall. Radar said that Anna was looking to ban Kim from this year’s Met Gala too, even though Kanye is set to perform at this year’s punk-themed event. Well, the print edition of Star had even more stuff, and it gets even better and more delusional:

“The Met Gala is $25,000 a ticket, but Kim refuses to buy her way in,” says a source.

That may change this year, since Kanye is set to perform at the May 6 soiree, which will have a punk theme and Kanye will surely be free to take Kim as his plus one.

While Kim should feel fortunate to simply attend the party, the reality starlet is pressing her luck and aiming for the ultimate Vogue approval: a cover pictorial!

“Kanye is practically begging Anna to make it happen,” explains the tipster, “but so far, his pleas haven’t worked. He might have a better shot if he offered an at-home feature with their baby.”

Though even that seems unlikely as Anna Wintour reportedly sniped to friends that Kim would grace her magazine’s cover “over her dead body.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

So, if I’m getting this right, Anna is all “Your girlfriend can buy a ticket if she really wants to come to the gala” and Kanye is all “Girl, imma let you finish, but Kim is the most fashionable girl in the whole world! Not only is she coming to the event, you’re gonna put her on the cover!!” So, while I think Nuclear Wintour is fighting a losing battle with the Met Gala, I think Anna is saving her strength for more important battles. Kim is going to the Met Gala, for sure. It’s May 6 – she’ll be seven months pregnant and by God, she will find some horribly tacky couture gown and it will be a disaster, but it’s happening and we need to accept it. But Wintour will NEVER, EVER allow Kim anywhere near Vogue. Never. Ever. Which is fine with me – I get tired of Kim’s magazine shoots. She’s not an interesting subject at all.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.


Lindsay Lohan whines about ‘senseless & mean’ Justin Bieber ‘bullying’ her

I touched on some of this information in two previous posts today – the “Justin Bieber’s Instagram hissy fit” post and the “Dina Lohan is a drunken mess” post – but there’s a ton of new information, so let’s just get to it. First, in Justin Bieber’s initial hissy fit, he ended his tantrum with the line, “i’m growing up finding myself while having people watch me and criticise me everyday i think im doing pretty damn good. And to those comparing me to Lindsey Lohan. Look at her 2012 tax statements.” Justin only left that version up for a few minutes before taking it down and re-posting it with a new, Lohan-free ending. Justin told TMZ, “My post was only up for a few minutes but I realized right away that what I said at the end was wrong and distracted from what I was trying to say. I immediately deleted it and rewrote it so it would show what I was really feeling and those words are up now.” Which… is fine with me. I think the fact that Justin had the wherewithal to take out the Lohan part is actually pretty smart. But that hasn’t stopped Lindsay Lohan from trying to make the most of it!

Justin Bieber is a naive little loudmouth who will pay for his meanness … so vows Lindsay Lohan.

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, she was “appalled” when she read what Bieber had written about her in his Instagram diatribe … in which he said, “… to those comparing me to Lindsay Lohan look at her 2012 tax statements ;) ”.

Bieber quickly deleted the insult, but Lindsay is telling friends … it’s too little, too late … and “karma” will bite him in the ass.

We’re told Lindsay feels Bieber’s comments were “senseless and mean” — she’s never had beef with him … and has no idea why he chose to single her out, bullying her on an international platform.

Lindsay says she’s learned to brush off the negativity … and chooses not worry about rude, ungrateful, obnoxious little hairless boys.

[From TMZ]

For the love of crack. Of course this is exactly why Justin needed to take back the Lohan part of his comments (even if they were far from the most offensive part of his hissy): because Lindsay Lohan is a deranged famewhore hellbent on making herself into the biggest crack-martyr EVER. “Bullying”? “Senseless and mean”? Crackie, please.

Meanwhile, the California court system is also “bullying” Lindsay Lohan for being a crackie who lies to police. Lindsay’s trial is set for Monday, and prosecutors pulled out of plea deal negotiations yesterday because Lindsay kept rejecting plea deal after plea deal (because she doesn’t feel she should be punished for anything!). So someone at the prosecutor’s office leaked this:

Lindsay Lohan’s past may come back to haunt her when she goes to trial next week for allegedly lying to cops after her car accident … because TMZ has learned, prosecutors will attempt to introduce evidence she’s done exactly the same thing twice before.

Law enforcement sources directly connected to the case tell TMZ … prosecutors are convinced that Lindsay has an M.O. when she gets into trouble on the road — telling cops she wasn’t driving, even though she was.

Lindsay is being prosecuted for allegedly telling cops she was a passenger in the Porsche that crashed into a truck last June on Pacific Coast Highway when in fact she was the driver.

We’ve learned prosecutors want the jury to hear about 2 prior incidents:

1. May, 2007 : Lindsay was busted in Bev Hills for driving under the influence after her Mercedes struck a curb at 5:30 AM on Sunset Blvd. Lindsay told cops she was a passenger in the car. LIE.
2. March, 2012 : Lindsay was leaving the Sayers Club in Hollywood in her Porsche just after midnight when she allegedly struck a pedestrian and fled. She told cops she was a passenger. LIE.

Our sources say prosecutors will attempt to introduce the 2 incidents under the law that allows evidence of “prior bad acts” that shows a pattern of misconduct.

[From TMZ]

Radar also has a story about Lindsay’s incompetent lawyer using various tactics to try to get the trial pushed back, but Radar’s sources say the prosecutors aren’t playing that game at all, and that Lohan will definitely go to trial next week. Radar says the trial starts Tuesday though – which is it? Monday or Tuesday? Or both? Cracked-out justice system.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.